Latihan Menguji Kepala Lutut

Assalamualaikum !
Disebabkan minggu ni adalah minggu peperiksaan. Aku bercadang untuk menguji tahap kepintaran dan kebijaksanaan korang sebelum korang menduduki peperiksaan. Lebih kurang macam latihan memanaskan badan lha. Peruntukan masa bagi setiap soalan ialah 3 minit. Meniru, bertanye kepada pak cik Google dan mencabul kertas soalan adalah dilarang sama sekali kerana besar kemungkinan setiap jawapan yg dtg datang daripada sumber yg haram akan menyebabkan kedutan diwajah anda bertambah setiap inci...

SELAMAT MENCUBA ! (Demm, awat intro aku panjang sangat)

#1 Dalam mase 3 minit, baca petikan di bawah tanpa mengeluarkan sebarang suara sumbang

*Untuk pertumbesaran tekan ctrl+mouse click 

#2 Cari "THE HIDDEN TIGER" yg tersembunyi dlm gambar ini

#3 Tentukan warna setiap perkataan tanpa membacanya

#4 Pilih jawapan yg betul bagi soalan ilmu hisab di bawah

#5 Selesaikan persoalan yg disoalkan oleh soalan tersebut

#6 Tentukan jantina makhluk ini

*Gambar Hiasan

      SOALAN TAMAT . . .

#Untung lha sape lahir pada 29 Feb, sentiasa awet muda jewk,..sambut bufday pun 4 tahun sekali...

10 Facts About You !

1. You're reading right now . . .
2. You're realizing that is a stupid fact . . .
4. You didn't notice i skipped three . . .
5. You're checking now . . .
6. You're smiling . . .
7. You're still reading this even though its stupid. . .
9. You didn't realize i skipped eight . . .
10. You're checking and smiling about how you fell for it again . . .
11. You're enjoying this . . .

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12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be 10 facts . . .

GOTCHA !

Love Is So Easy?

(Namolla Family feat Tae In ~ )

I believe My wish My Hope Until she come and finds me now..

That we dont need love, that we should stop now

Every night, i think about my love

It should be the words from those pretty lips? My ears suspected

I thought that it probably isn't it

If that would have been your truth, If it was your true true heart

(You can now leave)Im waiting. I really am . you

You turn your back on me again. I believed that you would come to me

The words to leave were lies prides

(I cant say those words) uh! you that I loved so much. so easily so easily

If i were to have confidence to live and forget, If only I could could have..

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Please dont go. Even if i held you, you must have moved. (no matter how much i)

I guess it means nothing to say that i love you. (I guess it doesnt mean anything)

Maybe she doesnt like me. thats why she left. (just leave)

Maybe im just waiting even if I know it wont work. (im really like a fool)

Before dawn, rain like dew falls down. And closed tears about to fall 

In front of you, I keep it all in by smiling and force them in.

Theres sometimes stuff that wont work no matter how hard you try. The more, i try in front of you, it wont work.

I cry, not able to do anything, I cry behind your back. Because Im a guy I cry without any noise.

(While crying) I wont cry in front of you

(While crying) I wont let my tears fall anymore

(She) I wont look for where she is

(Leaves) I will only hold on to you today

Do you think I will be that happy for being with someone else?

Does the other guys do as much as me?

Dont know you really dont know

Do you think love is that easy?

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Please dont leave. Even if i held on to you, you have moved. (no matter how much i)

What should I do. No matter how much times I tell you i love you, it doesnt mean anything. (now it doesnt mean anything)

Maybe she doesnt like me. thats why she left. (just leave)

Maybe im just waiting even if I know it wont work. (im really like a fool)

The memories come back. The amount I gave you

Forget my all, and not think as it as a lot

Break up, maybe its breaking up. No maybe its foolish, foolishness.

I should have not met you in the first place. I fell in some time. my girl

Even if you try to take it off, I know you too well. I know that it wont work.

Even if i try to wait. Even if i try my hardest.

Wont you really know?

The words, I love you. That I am your all.

I probably wont be able to say those words...

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Please dont go. Maybe you moved even if i held you tight. (even if i did)

How saying love...

Maybe she doesn't like me. thats why she left. (just leave)

Maybe im just waiting even if I know it wont work. (im really like a fool)

Leave..Leave...

Lipatan Sejarah Yang Dirahsiakan

Pernah tak korang terpikir kenapa dan mengapa hanya Melaka sahaja yang dijajah oleh Portugis. Tidak pula negeri-negeri disebelah utara, sedangkan mereka mempunyai kelebihan dari segi ketenteraan, persenjataan dan strategi perang. Dan sudah semestinya begitu senang untuk mereka menguasai negeri-negeri tersebut. Kalau kita imbas kembali negeri2 sebelah utara juga mempunyai hasil kekayaan yang tersendiri..Misalnya, Perak kaya dengan bijih timah, Pulau Pinang pula terkenal dengan Nasi Kandar dan Laksa Penang. Hairan sungguh bukan?

Kisah di sebalik sejarah ..

1508: Alfonso de al buqurque(bukaki) menyampaikan hasratnya kepada Raja Portugis untuk meluaskan pegaruhnya ke Asia Tenggara (Melaka pusat perdagangan Asia Tenggara ketika itu) dan juga laluan penting perdagangan timur barat. Raja Portugis bersetuju untuk menyediakan kemudahan bala tentera 158 buah kapal, 15300 (anggaran) bala tentera.

1509: Portugis menghantar perisik ke Melaka untuk mengetahui keadaan kekuatan pertahanan disana.

Oct 1511: Alfonso berjaya menawan Melaka setelah berhempas pulas melawan 5 pahlawan melayu terhandal (Hang Tuah, Hang Lekir, Hang Lekiu, Hang Jebat Dan Hang Kasturi) ini adalah mimpi ngeri bagi pihak Alfonso, untuk menawan Melaka serta berlawan dengan 5 Hang bersaudara, mereka perlu mendapat askar tambahan setelah 15000 askarnya terkorban dalam pertempuran selama 6 Hari itu dengan 5 Hang bersudara. Akhirnya dapat juga menawan Melaka setelah hampir kecewa dan berputus asa.

1512: Setahun 2 bulan kemudian Alfonso ingin meluaskan kekuasaannya ke Perlis, Kedah Dan P.Pinang, yang ketika itu adalah pusat pegeluaran tebu untuk gula rantau ini.

Feb 1512: Alfonso menghantar perisik ke Perlis, Kedah Dan Pulau Pinang untuk mengetahui kekuatan bala tentera disana mengikut sejarah, perisiknya telah ke kedai kopi sekitar untuk mendapat segala maklumat yang diperlukan.

Seminggu selepas itu..

Feb 1512: Perisik balik ke Melaka untuk memberitakan hasil risikan kepada Alfonso. Di bawah adalah perbualan percakapan antara perisik dengan Alfonso yang selama ini cuba disembunyikan dalam buku sejarah

Perisik 1.2.3: Selamat pagi tuan (sambil bertabik)

Alfonso: Selamat pagi

Perisik 1: Begini lah tuan, lupakan saja niat tuan untuk menawan Perlis, Kedah Dan Pulau Pinang

Alfonso: Kenapa kuat sangatkah mereka itu..? ( dengan nada marah dan bongkak)

Perisik 2: Untuk menawan Melaka yang mempunyai 5 pahlawan terhandal Hang Tuah, Hang Jebat, Hang Kasturi, Hang Lekir dan Hang Lekiu pun kita kehilangan hampir 15000 bala tentera, inikan pula kita nak menawan Perlis, Kedah dan P.Pinang yang mempunyai beribu ribu hang!

Perisik 3: Betoi tu tuan. Antaranya: 
Hang sihat, hang buat apa, hang apak habar, hang lagu mana, hang nak pi mana, hang kat mana, hang singgah dulu, bapak hang, mak hang, adik hang, tok hang dan macam macam lagi hang ada kat sana..

Mendengar hasil risikan itu Alfonso pun tak jadi nak pi serang disebabkan pengalamannya sebelum ini bersama 5 pahlawan melayu Melaka amat ngeri, inikan pula nak berhadapan beribu-ribu hang kat situ...

 

Credit to : http://ms.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sejarah_Melaka

The Best Medicine ~

It’s actually really easy to treat someone nicely, it’s easy to do a lot of sweet things for someone, it’s easy to shower someone with love and gifts. But it’s so hard, so hard, to be understanding and patient when things aren’t going the way you want. It took me so many years to try to learn this, and even now I can’t say it’s easy, but I know I’m trying.

#CAUTION, it can be the worst poison too !